Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.