Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.
That makes it a plant.
Therefore, chocolate is salad.
Happy Easter!
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He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
A: Because he's an egghead.
Q: Why won't Easter eggs go out at night?
A: They don't want to get "beat up".
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
Q: How long does the Easter Bunny like to party?
A: Around the cluck!
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill?
A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.