The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.