When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"