When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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