Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.