Joke #2970

Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!

Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"

Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.

Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.