Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.