Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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