Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris froze hell.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.