Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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