King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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