They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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