They say terror? Look at Chuck.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.