Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.
Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.