Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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