Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.