Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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