If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes...
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.