If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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