Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
Yo momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk, white and chunky.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.