If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.