If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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