I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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A1. "What's a light bulb?"
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A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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A: What sort of answer did you have in mind?
A: None - just assume it's changed.
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