I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Q: How many Chuck Norris\' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? \r\nA: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
How many Wall Street protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change a thing.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One...men will screw anything.
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.