Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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