Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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