Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard...
They were never seen again.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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