Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.