Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.