Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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