Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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