Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.