Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.