Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.