Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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