Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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