The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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