Chuck Norris can break air.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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