Chuck Norris can break air.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.