Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.