Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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