The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.