Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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