Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Chuck Norris can blow a tornado away.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.