When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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