When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.