Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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