What every sports player should say after winning? "First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.