What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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