Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.