Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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