Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.