Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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