Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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