Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.