Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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