Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris can say never.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.