It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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