It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.