Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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