Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.