There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.