Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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