Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.