Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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