When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
Moses did not part the sea. Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.