When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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