Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.