Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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