Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.