Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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Chuck Norris doesn't climb trees.
He just pulls them down and walks on top of them.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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