Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
Q: How many Chuck Norris\' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? \r\nA: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.