Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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