Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.