Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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